THAT’S ENTERTAINMENT! WHAT’S ON THIS MARCH

OUR TOWN / FEBRUARY 26 – MARCH 28 / ROSE THEATRE, KINGSTON

Grover’s Corners is a quiet little town, full of ordinary folk, living everyday lives. They work, they laugh, they sing, they fall in love and raise their children, and grow old. But within those moments of ordinary, everyday life, there are truths that reach out to us all. And a passionate demand to cherish every moment, right now, while we still can. Our Town is American playwright Thornton Wilder’s masterpiece, and this new production — starring internationally celebrated actor Michael Sheen — sees the story through a Welsh lens, bringing new life and vivid resonance for modern audiences.

For more, visit rosetheatre.org

ARXX / MARCH 3 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD

ARXX (pronounced “Arks”) are an acclaimed queer Brighton-based garage rock and power-pop duo, composed of best friends Hanni Pidduck (guitar/vocals, they/them) and Clara Townsend (drums/percussion, she/her). Known for their high-energy, DIY ethos and commitment to spreading “queer joy,” the band has transitioned from a buzzy underground act to a prominent force in the UK indie scene. Expect noisy vibes.

For more, visit theboileroom.net

DOUBLE INDEMNITY / MARCH 3 – 7 / RICHMOND THEATRE

A thrilling masterpiece of murder, deceit, and mystery. One of the greatest crime novels of the 20th Century comes to life on stage starring Hollywood icon Mischa Barton (The O.C). Los Angeles, 1930’s. Amidst the wreckage of the Great Depression, Walter Huff, a sharp-eyed insurance salesman, has built his career spotting scams. But when he meets the dangerously seductive Phyllis Nirdlinger (Barton) to discuss her husband’s life insurance policy, he finds himself drawn into a web of lust, greed, and betrayal. Together they plot the perfect crime: murder the husband, cash in the policy, and disappear into the Californian sunset.

For more, visit atgtickets.com

GUILDFORD FOLK CLUB / MARCH 4 / NEW HOUSE ART SPACE, GUILDFORD

A friendly, welcoming place for sharing traditional folk music and culture, in the heart of Guildford. If you enjoy folk music and are keen to keep folk a living, thriving tradition, the New House Art Space is the place to be on the first Wednesday of every month from 7:30 pm.

For more, visit newhouse.art

LEIGH ANNE / MARCH 5 / CIRCUIT, KINGSTON

To celebrate the release of the new album, Leigh-Anne visits Kingston to play a release show at Circuit (the venue formerly known as Pryzm). Leigh-Anne Pinnock is ready to reintroduce herself. After conquering the pop world with one of the biggest groups on the planet and stepping out as a solo artist, she has reached a new clarity: no more compromises, no more limits. With the introduction of her debut album ‘My Ego Told Me To’, Leigh-Anne isn’t reinventing herself, she’s restoring the woman she always was.

For more, visit banquetrecords.com

NATIONAL THEATRE LIVE: THE AUDIENCE / MARCH 5 / EVERYMAN CINEMA, ESHER

Returning to cinemas for the first time in over a decade, Helen Mirren plays Queen Elizabeth II in the Olivier and Tony Award®-winning hit production, directed by Stephen Daldry. For 60 years, Queen Elizabeth II met with each of her 12 prime ministers in a private weekly meeting. This meeting is known as The Audience. Through these private audiences, we see glimpses of the woman behind the crown and witness the moments that shaped a monarch. Be part of the ‘audience’ at Esher’s Everyman Cinema this month.

For more, visit everymancinema.com

DEMONS PRESENTED BY GUILDBURYS THEATRE / MARCH 5 – 7 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD

Following sell out performances in The Bellerby Studio of their production of ‘Educating Rita’, Guildburys Theatre Company return with ‘Demons’ –  a transformative and uplifting story of a mother’s courage and enduring strength – a compelling tale of resilience and hope.

For more, visit glive.co.uk

GRAYSHOTT FOLK CLUB: KATHRYN ROBERTS AND SEAN LAKEMAN / MARCH 6 / GRAYSHOTT VILLAGE HALL

Twice winners of the BBC Radio 2 Folk Duo of The Year Award in 2013 and 2016, Kathryn Roberts and Sean Lakeman, have blazed a trail through the Traditional and Contemporary Folk landscape for over twenty-five years. The good news? The dynamic duo return to Grayshott Folk Club this March, and folk fans are invited.

For more, visit grayshottfolkclub.co.uk

TROUBLE, STRUGGLE, BUBBLE AND SQUEAK / MARCH 6 / FARNHAM MALTINGS

Award-winning theatre maker Victoria Melody joined a historical re-enactment society…because we all deal with divorce in different ways! Spending weekends as a Musketeer trying to get her head straight, she uncovered the story of a bunch of 17th century radicals called The Diggers and then everything changed. y blending storytelling and stand-up, past and present collide in this unexpected tale of high jinks.

For more, visit farnhammaltings.com

GAG HOUSE COMEDY NIGHTS / MARCH 6 + 21 / GODALMING + GUILDFORD, CAMBERLEY

Fancy some funny? Of course you do. It’s good for you don’t you know? Catch the latest names in stand-up comedy as monthly giggles return to Godalming Borough Hall, The Back Room of The Star Inn in Guildford, and Camberley’s Login Lounge, courtesy of the Gag House Comedy Clubs.

For more, visit gaghousecomedy.com

LEEROY THORNHILL (EX THE PRODIGY) / MARCH 6 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD

Best known as a founding member of The Prodigy, Leeroy Thornhill visits The Boileroom in Guildford this month for a night of high energy tunes. Expect classic breaks, old-school rave, and the latest in bass music.

For more, visit theboileroom.net

SIMPLY ARETHA / MARCH 7 / GODALMING BOROUGH HALL

Superb vocalist Jaelee Small performs a worthy tribute to the undisputed `Queen of Soul’ Aretha Franklin. Backed by a powerhouse 8-piece band and the soulful tones of Toby Stewart on Tenor Saxophone, Jaelee effortlessly channels the emotion, sass, and energy demanded by Aretha’s iconic songs. From the empowering ‘Respect’ to the soulful ‘Natural Woman,’ this special night promises to transport true soul enthusiasts on a journey through timeless classics. Get ready to sing along and uplift your spirits in a celebration of Aretha Franklin’s enduring legacy.

For more, visit eclecticlivemusic.com

INSPECTOR MORSE: HOUSE OF GHOSTS / MARCH 10 – 14 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD

Inspector Morse: House of Ghosts marks the first-ever stage adaptation of the iconic detective. ITV’s long-running Inspector Morse, hailed by Radio Times as ‘The greatest British crime series of all time’, has inspired equally beloved spin-offs, Lewis and Endeavour. Starring Tom Chambers (Father Brown, Strictly Come Dancing) as Inspector Morse, this original story written for the stage is a must-see for fans of compelling detective stories and thrilling mysteries.

For more, visit yvonne-arnaud.co.uk

ROCKEOKE / MARCH 13 / THE FIGHTING COCKS, KINGSTON

Like the idea of Karaoke but are just too darn punk rock to belt out some Kelly Clarkson? Well even if you are a punk rocker who loves to belt out some Kelly Clarkson, get a fix of the heavy stuff with Rockeoke over at The Fighting Cocks in Kingston this month.

For more, visit the-fighting-cocks.co.uk

LOOKING FOR ME FRIEND: THE MUSIC OF VICTORIA WOOD / MARCH 13 / FARNHAM MALTINGS

Looking For Me Friend is for fans of Victoria and for those yet to discover her, to come together and relish her breathtaking wizardry with words. In telling Victoria’s story, Paulus unfolds his own. A relatable story of a 1970s childhood and what it really means to find your tribe. Pair your stilettos with an oven glove, zip up your cocktail slacks and get booking!

For more, visit farnhammaltings.com

AL MURRAY: ALL YOU NEED IS GUV / MARCH 14 / DORKING HALLS

There’s no denying the world’s a mess, but alas there is hope as everyone’s favourite Pub Landlord brings his inimitable common-sense approach to the masses & provides some much-needed tonic for our troubled times. With a pint in his hand, and a barrel of laughs, Guv is all you need. And for the brave, bold, and plain straight crazy amongst you who want to be close to the action in the ‘Splash Zone’ book them quick and wear the damn ponchos!

For more, visit dorkinghalls.co.uk

YONAKA / MARCH 14 / KINGSTON COLLEGE

To celebrate the release of the new album ‘Until You’re Satisfied’, YONAKA visit Kingston to play at Kingston College. Demanding to eclipse previous triumphs, Yonaka return with highly anticipated album ‘Until You’re Satisfied’. Sonically charged self-production paired with Theresa’s rich vocals, an intimate manifesto on matters of the heart. “We will let the music do the talking – it’s soft in places and chaos in others, just like life.”

For more, visit banquetrecords.com

THE SCRATCH / MARCH 15 / THE FIGHTING COCKS, KINGSTON

Love folk metal? To celebrate the release of the new album ‘Pull Like A Dog’, The Scratch visit Kingston to play at The Fighting Cocks.

For more, visit banquetrecords.com

FEARNE COTTON: BREAKING FREE FROM THE NEED TO PLEASE / MARCH 15 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD 

For over two decades, Fearne Cotton was one of Britain’s most beloved broadcasters. But in 2015, exhausted from trying to please everyone, she asked herself a radical question: what do I actually want? Join Fearne for an unflinching conversation about the cost of people-pleasing, as well as tips on how to break free from the “good girl” trap

For more, visit glive.co.uk

LP SWING ORCHESTRA: 100 YEARS OF BIG BANDS / MARCH 15 / DORKING HALLS

As seen on SKY ARTS, the LPSO celebrates a century of Swing! Including hits by Benny Goodman, Glenn Miller through to Michael Bublé and Harry Connick Jr. Paying homage to the great big band singers, Frank Sinatra, Ella Fitzgerald and Peggy Lee along the way. Experience the sheer power of a 17 piece swing orchestra in this unforgettable and entertaining afternoon of musical time travel!

For more, visit dorkinghalls.co.uk

ELIZA CARTHY & SPECIAL GUESTS: THE SONGS OF MARTIN CARTHY / MARCH 15 / RIVERHOUSE BARN ARTS CENTRE, WALTON

Love folk music? In the wake of Martin Carthy’s unexpected recent retirement, Eliza has drawn together a community of varied and talented musicians, all of whom have played a role in Martin’s outstanding career. These artists will share the stage with Eliza, honouring and celebrating Martin’s immense legacy and musical back catalogue. This concert will present a rolling cast of admirers, colleagues and surprise guests, performing an entirely new set featuring some of Martin’s best loved work from all eras of his career, spanning from his debut to final albums, via Waterson:Carthy and beyond. Martin’s grandson will make his first ever stage appearances, playing one of his grandfather’s guitars. Expect a special afternoon of live music.

For more, visit riverhousebarn.co.uk

2:22 A GHOST STORY / MARCH 16 – 21 / NEW VICTORIA THEATRE, WOKING

Written by Danny Robins, creator of the hit BBC podcasts Uncanny and The Battersea Poltergeist, 2:22 A Ghost Story comes fresh from record-breaking seasons at five West End theatres with a host of acclaimed star performances. It’s a brilliantly funny and adrenaline-filled night where secrets emerge and ghosts may or may not appear… What do you believe? And do you dare discover the truth? Winner of BEST NEW PLAY at the WhatsOnStage Awards, this supernatural thriller stars James Bye (Eastenders), Natalie Casey (2 Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps), Grant Kilburn* (2:22 A Ghost Story) and Shvorne Marks (Three Little Birds).

For more, visit atgtickets.com

THE BEEKEEPER OF ALEPPO / MARCH 17 – 21 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD

UK Productions are delighted to announce the 2026 tour of the highly acclaimed Nottingham Playhouse, production of Nesrin Alrefaai and Matthew Spangler’s stage adaptation of Christy Lefteri’s gripping best-selling novel, The Beekeeper of Aleppo. This compassionate and beautiful play is a story of connection – between friends, families and strangers.

For more, visit yvonne-arnaud.co.uk

EAT STATIC / MARCH 20 / THE BOILEROOM, GUILDFORD

Formed in 1989 by former Ozric Tentacles members Merv Pepler and Joie Hinton, Eat Static are pioneers of the UK’s underground electronic scene. Known for fusing trance, techno, and psychedelic influences, the duo carved out a niche with their science fiction-inspired aesthetic and experimental live shows. Expect classics.

For more, visit theboileroom.net

IAN STONE IS LOOKING FOR THE WOW / MARCH 20 / RIVERHOUSE BARN ARTS CENTRE, WALTON

“Life can’t just be the humdrum, the mundane and the routine before the inevitable slide to disease, decay and death. Why can’t we sneak in a bit of awesome, a tad of amazing and maybe a smidge of wonderful? Join funny man Ian Stone in search of the wow.

For more, visit riverhousebarn.co.uk

CABARET DRAG NIGTH WITH MAMA TASTY / MARCH 20 / FALLEN ANGEL BAR, GUILDFORD

Mama Tasty brings the sass to the stage with her versatile vocals and iconic lip syncs and she’ll leave you wanting more. Bringing you the best tunes from the 60s to Present you’ll be singing along and dancing the night away. Reserve a table to guarantee your spot!

For more, visit fallenangelbar.com

BIFF TO THE FUTURE / MARCH 21 / CRANLEIGH ARTS

The iconic villain of “Back To The Future” takes centre stage in this comedic reimagination of Marty’s time-traveling escapades, turning the celebrated cinematic trilogy on its head from the perspective of Biff, the bully audiences love to hate. This new, heartfelt and unauthorised parody explores the highs and lows of a life chasing power, fame and fortune, reliving Biff’s encounters with Marty and Doc across the centuries.

For more, visit cranleigharts.org

CLEMENTINE / MARCH 21 / YVONNE ARNAUD THEATRE, GUILDFORD

Lady Clementine has until her 27th birthday to find The One. When her latest beau goes missing, she embarks on a hilariously unhinged quest to solve the mystery of her ill fortune. But with neither sense nor sensibility, will our romantic heroine find love in time? Set roughly “in the past”, this is a story about sickly sisters, self-love and Sylvanian Families. Bonnets at the ready, ladies, for the debut character comedy show of the (Scorpio) season.

For more, visit yvonne-arnaud.co.uk

POETRY WRITING WORKSHOP / MARCH 24 / PAINSHILL, COBHAM

Join Painshill’s Poet in Residence Nia Broomhall to use the beautiful surroundings of the landscape park as inspiration for your own poems that explore your relationship with the natural world and the seasons. No previous writing experience necessary. Bring writing materials if you wish, but some will be provided.

For more, visit painshill.co.uk

COLD COMFORT FARM / MARCH 25 – 28 / NOMAD THEATRE, EAST HORSLEY

Set in the 1930s in the fictional village of Howling, Sussex, the story follows Flora Poste, a young, sensible, and “slender of ankle” socialite who is recently orphaned. Lacking an inheritance, she decides to visit her distant relatives, the eccentric and doom-laden Starkadders, at their decaying farm. Far from the bucolic pastoral charm of a romantic English idyll, Cold Comfort Farm sits in a dystopian parallel universe where the lark is definitely not ascending. Armed with “The Higher Common Sense,” Flora finds the farm in a state of chaotic misery and determines to “tidy up” her relatives’ lives by forcing them into the 20th century. They are a crazy bunch

For more, visit guildburys.com

CRANLEIGH COMEDY CLUB: ED BYRNE / MARCH 27 / CRANLEIGH ARTS

Welcome to Cranleigh’s funniest spot – A comedy club that will leave you in stitches! Have a cackle and make your way to England’s largest village for a night of the funny stuff. Enjoy japes by superstar Ed Byrne, backed up by the also quite brilliant, Dvid Fulton, Addy Van Der Borgh, and your MC for the night Ryan Mould.

For more, visit cranleigharts.org

TOM DAVIS: SPUDGUN / MARCH 28 / DORKING HALLS

Tom Davis is back on the road, firing out his freshly cooked observations on life’s hot topics. Get ready – this one’s fully loaded.

For more, visit dorkinghalls.co.uk

BOOGIE DAYS / MARCH 28 / FARNHAM MALTINGS

A feel-good daytime disco strictly for the over 30s. Starting at 3pm and ending at 8pm – dance, drink, and party without ruining your Sunday. It’s time to reclaim the dance floor as Boogie Days take you back to the sounds of the 80s, 90s, and 00s. Set your socials alight and share this epic event with all your Boogie Buddies who want to party daytime style.

For more, visit farnhammaltings.com

MELT & POUR / MARCH 30 / WEST HORSLEY PLACE

A creative and relaxing soap-making workshop, perfect for beginners or anyone looking to try something new. You’ll experiment with techniques like layering, swirling, and embedding, and customise your soaps using essential oils, natural botanicals, colourants, and moulds. All materials are provided, and you’ll leave with at least four beautiful, handmade bars — perfect to gift or enjoy yourself.

For more, visit westhorsleyplace.org

DIVERSITY – SOUL / MARCH 30 – 31 / G LIVE, GUILDFORD 

The future is now. Humans have become plugged in and completely connected to a world full of Artificial Intelligence – a world in which it is hard to distinguish reality from fiction. AI has become so advanced it’s considered a life form of its very own. Is this the next stage in our evolution? What exactly have we created? What makes us human? …SOUL. Acclaimed dance crew Diversity come to Guildford’s G Live this month; expect soul.

For more, visit glive.co.uk

OUTSIDE THE BOX COMEDY CLUB / MONDAYS / THE FIGHTING COCKS, KINGSTON

Brighten your January with a weekly trip to the Outside The Box Comedy Club. Big laughs, tiny venue, expect TV stars, newbies, and surprise appearances from some of the best comedians on the circuit. This March expect Fin Taylor, Danny Ward and many more.

For more, visit outsidetheboxcomedy.co.uk

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